People who text you hi and then you say hi and they dont say anything

lily-zwingli:

stuppet:

Patrick confesses his homosexual feelings for Spongebob

and spongebob friend-zones him

textworthy:

Carl was a true gamer 

nyooom:

i just downloaded a program and i opened it and you know how the cracked versions often include this weird setup??? when i opened this one temperature by sean paul started playing and this carrot face has been looking at me for 2 minutes now. dont pirate kids

snarg:

when skinny people call themselves fat and you’re heavier than them